>- Do you speak English?
>- Abdul al-Rhazib.
>- Three to five times a week.
>- No, no...I mean male or female?
>- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
>- Holy cow!
>- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
>- But isn't that hostile?
>- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
>- Oh dear!
>- No, no! Deer runs too fast...